We’re Not Denying You Had a Baby, But As Your Health Insurance Company, We Are Denying Everything Else
Next time, consider delivering in a Lyft, the cereal aisle at your grocery store, or during your yoga class. Claim denied.
Next time, consider delivering in a Lyft, the cereal aisle at your grocery store, or during your yoga class. Claim denied.
Through budgeting tweaks and a winning Powerball lottery ticket, you, too, can be living with no debt and $400 million in savings.
Hit the link in our bio for a bunch of forms. Keep in mind they're now numbered alphabetically. Sorry about the mess, ughhh.
You don't really believe the peeing in bottles thing do you? If that were true, these blankets wouldn't be so soft and comforting.
Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?
Pick teams with orange as one of their colors. Orange doesn’t rhyme with anything, and neither does victory.
I scroll through my Venmo feed with fervor, finding out more about your lives from a cash app than I do from the photos you share on Instagram.
Superman, now able to construct luxury buildings in a single bound, becomes the most powerful contributor to Metropolis’s rampant gentrification.
I don’t appreciate him shaking his moneymaker on my television set to the tune of four easy payments of $19.95.
Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) – Not just surviving, but THRIVING. Has gone from billionaire to trillionaire during all this.
I can't really tell from the photo—is it an attractive car? Will adult men try to jump on top of my car whenever I'm stopped at a light?
I don’t even have the mental energy to try to win her back because your little stunt has put me in such an awful financial situation.