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I scroll through my Venmo feed with fervor, finding out more about your lives from a cash app than I do from the photos you share on Instagram.

Superman, now able to construct luxury buildings in a single bound, becomes the most powerful contributor to Metropolis’s rampant gentrification.

I don’t appreciate him shaking his moneymaker on my television set to the tune of four easy payments of $19.95.

Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) – Not just surviving, but THRIVING. Has gone from billionaire to trillionaire during all this.

I can't really tell from the photo—is it an attractive car? Will adult men try to jump on top of my car whenever I'm stopped at a light?

I don’t even have the mental energy to try to win her back because your little stunt has put me in such an awful financial situation.

I mean, where else can you find crumbly olive oil bath bombs to give you that “wet pasta” sheen?

Here at Barb’s, we think big. We think brutal. We think volume-discounted wholesale gladiola bulbs.

Pong can no longer be used to directly hack into the European Central Bank to amend the national debt of Slovenia and Slovakia.

During the ten-minute break between sessions, line up your children's stuffed animals in a giant single-file line leading directly to the bathroom.

Diversification is the key. Celery, onions, and carrots are going to be solid performers and there is no reason not to have some low-risk options.

I’m ready when you are. And I won’t even charge you anything, girl. It’s on me. Free Edition. I got you.