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I can't really tell from the photo—is it an attractive car? Will adult men try to jump on top of my car whenever I'm stopped at a light?

I don’t even have the mental energy to try to win her back because your little stunt has put me in such an awful financial situation.

I mean, where else can you find crumbly olive oil bath bombs to give you that “wet pasta” sheen?

Here at Barb’s, we think big. We think brutal. We think volume-discounted wholesale gladiola bulbs.

Pong can no longer be used to directly hack into the European Central Bank to amend the national debt of Slovenia and Slovakia.

During the ten-minute break between sessions, line up your children's stuffed animals in a giant single-file line leading directly to the bathroom.

Diversification is the key. Celery, onions, and carrots are going to be solid performers and there is no reason not to have some low-risk options.

I’m ready when you are. And I won’t even charge you anything, girl. It’s on me. Free Edition. I got you.

It is your blueberry Pop-Tarts that are killing the porpoises. Not your neighbor’s Pop-Tarts or that guy in Idaho’s Pop-Tarts.

Have you found yourself in a position where your grand scheme will allow you to not only kidnap the governor’s daughter, but his wife as well?

In Hell, it’s always January, filled with dead Christmas trees and hungover souls bearing an extra fifteen post-holiday pounds.

Press mute on unsettling thoughts like this by turning up the volume on a new pair of Beats by Dr. Dre.