Plunderstone Capital Is Thrilled to Have Purchased Your Local High School
My role is basically the same as that of a principal except I don’t know how to run a school and I own 15% of its graduates’ earnings in perpetuity.
My role is basically the same as that of a principal except I don’t know how to run a school and I own 15% of its graduates’ earnings in perpetuity.
I was last seen breaking into Madison Square Garden and jamming out to Blueprint where I fell asleep with a bleezie and burnt the building down.
Can you introduce me to any shadowy figures who run the government here?
Fund your retirement account - The best time to start investing is when you’re born. The second best time is when you’re completely potty-trained.
Liquidity: How many glasses of wine Mommy will need before she can help with fifth grade math.
I call my contraption "Four Score and Seven Thrills Ago: Honest Abe’s Adventures in American Aviation." I look forward to hearing from you!
In 1960 at our Annual Goat Blood-A-Palooza & Family Fun Day, we saw a vision of you, the chosen one. We’ve been trying to sabotage you ever since.
The minute you opted for the Pomegranate Margarita, gave your credit card to your "date," and said, "this round's on me," you entered my domain.
Tragic for sure. Indeed, many of you have asked what impact the end of the world will have on your 401(k) match.
Before we go any further down this musty tunnel hunting for the Lost Amulet of Christopher Columbus, let's establish something: I'm Torch Guy.
Let's not let a few small incidents of homicide overshadow the fact we recently installed washer-dryers in every single apartment.
Our great nation was built on the backs of people just like me: MBAs who got their jobs through their dad’s business connections.