Honest Answers to Burning Questions Non-Writers Ask Writers
Can you babysit my child or pick up my packages since you're home? What a perfect opportunity to procrastinate and help a neighbor for zero dollars.
Tag: Money
Your State’s Simple, Straightforward, and Easy-to-Understand Unemployment Benefits Questionnaire
1. Did you work? Answer YES if you worked during the week, engaged in emotional labor, or if you sat up in and/or got out of bed.
Satan Is No Longer Accepting Firstborns
The first of your progeny is not your finest. They’re laden with flaws: entitlement, jealousy, anxiety, and approval-seeking tendencies.
Five Pieces for Styling Middle-To-Low Income Looks on a Million Dollar Budget
Easy, effortless transitional pieces for looking like a regular person who may or may not have health insurance.
If You or a Loved One Has Been, You May Be Entitled to Financial Compensation
Being is a condition that has been linked to depression, a crippling sense of loss, getting attacked by alligators, and even death.
The Scooby-Doo Gang Are Agents of Gentrification
Mystery Inc is an LLC, and you're your shareholders' puppets: driving from town to town, pushing out the little guys so big business can take over.
An Oil Lobbyist Debunks “Clean Air Is Good” and Other Lies You’ve Been Told
If there’s not enough pollution in the air to do serious damage to your lungs, doctors will suddenly find themselves out of work.
Can You Afford What’s Inside That Cool Retail Store?
Did you reach for a pair of jeans, but a security guard asserted, "Please don’t touch the art"? You can't afford it.
How Embarrassing, I Seem to Have Forgotten Which Book Opens My Hidden Bookshelf Door
Is it "The Count of Monte Cristo" that solves this dreadful riddle? Surely a subtle nod to enclosed spaces will do it…. No.
Let Me Tell You About My Very Profitable, Benevolent Brand
And before you get skeptical or overthink our business model, this is NOT slave labor repackaged as a benevolent good.
Are You Being Tortured by a Drug Cartel or Getting Invisalign?
$5,000 barely scratches the surface of what it’ll take to handle this problem. / Your family won’t recognize you when this is over.
Top 5 Items to Steal from the Medicine Cabinet of Grammy Award-Winning Artist Paul Simon
Paul’s Empty Advil Container That He Repurposed to Hide His State Quarters: Cast the pill bottle aside and fill your pockets with the beautiful coins.