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Once we're done, we'll untie them so they can bring you the latest in electric cars and a look at the banjo quartet releasing a Wu-Tang cover album.

Look at the sick logo . It declares leadership but whispers I will stick you. It’s all about that Dragon Energy in 1476.

"If your prognostication about a pending recession proves true, I have faith you’ll be among the few who can still afford bottle service."

First there was a cluck-cluck here, then a cluck-cluck there, but soon my nightmares were filled with the cooings and cawings of the foulest fowl.

Yes, sir, the pharmacist is here, but we don’t use that word. Rajiv is our Chef de Prescriptions.

Make-Believe Star of Reality Show: Seeking creative self-starter who is delusional and lonely enough to pretend they are a contestant on reality TV.

Let all your worries, cares, and worldly possessions flow away from your body… and into a rental truck parked outside...

So why is Potbelly keeping your hard-earned taxpayer money? Because you all will fucking forget the second you’re allowed outside, that’s why.

DO invest in companies exploring alternative energy, such as General Electric (GE), Chevron (CVX), and my cousin’s cannabis farm, WEEDENERGY.

We accept many forms of currency, including gold bars, silver pesos, and buried treasure, provided it is accompanied by a map.

After “FROM:” on the name tags of all wedding gifts / Embroidered on all weighted blankets / Baked into the crust of all apple pies

It's critical that our employees can think outside of the box, accept a payment that comes from inside a box, while also living in a box.