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Some boats are still offering rides, but this is a scam. They don’t want money, they want to flip you into the water so they can laugh at you.

Contemporary realist Pavel Shpet’s “manic” salt and “depressive” pepper will liven up any dining table. (Well, one of them will liven it up.)

If anyone’s screen-sharing with a cop, it won’t be long until you’re keeping six feet away from the living. Screen-sharers are dead to me.

Homemade cookies are easier than you realize, and so is purchasing my grandmother’s farm. We don’t even need to go through any lawyers or anything.

Once we're done, we'll untie them so they can bring you the latest in electric cars and a look at the banjo quartet releasing a Wu-Tang cover album.

Look at the sick logo . It declares leadership but whispers I will stick you. It’s all about that Dragon Energy in 1476.

"If your prognostication about a pending recession proves true, I have faith you’ll be among the few who can still afford bottle service."

First there was a cluck-cluck here, then a cluck-cluck there, but soon my nightmares were filled with the cooings and cawings of the foulest fowl.

Yes, sir, the pharmacist is here, but we don’t use that word. Rajiv is our Chef de Prescriptions.

Make-Believe Star of Reality Show: Seeking creative self-starter who is delusional and lonely enough to pretend they are a contestant on reality TV.

Let all your worries, cares, and worldly possessions flow away from your body… and into a rental truck parked outside...

So why is Potbelly keeping your hard-earned taxpayer money? Because you all will fucking forget the second you’re allowed outside, that’s why.