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Yes, sir, the pharmacist is here, but we don’t use that word. Rajiv is our Chef de Prescriptions.

Make-Believe Star of Reality Show: Seeking creative self-starter who is delusional and lonely enough to pretend they are a contestant on reality TV.

Let all your worries, cares, and worldly possessions flow away from your body… and into a rental truck parked outside...

So why is Potbelly keeping your hard-earned taxpayer money? Because you all will fucking forget the second you’re allowed outside, that’s why.

DO invest in companies exploring alternative energy, such as General Electric (GE), Chevron (CVX), and my cousin’s cannabis farm, WEEDENERGY.

We accept many forms of currency, including gold bars, silver pesos, and buried treasure, provided it is accompanied by a map.

After “FROM:” on the name tags of all wedding gifts / Embroidered on all weighted blankets / Baked into the crust of all apple pies

It's critical that our employees can think outside of the box, accept a payment that comes from inside a box, while also living in a box.

Those schemes you see online always rely on poor saps buying whatever vitamin powder or skin cream you’re hawking. Ridiculous, right?

We have been keeping your loan “sheltered in place” so that it grows at its 12% compounded rate.

I was not leaving my house, both to avoid getting infected with COVID-19 and to avoid running into Joey “Iron Fists” Cachatolli.

Zoinks! Accuweather.com doesn’t want to rain on your parade, but we need that juicy, juicy marketing money to keep powering these weather puns.