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My business cards are written on giant chalkboards with a topical joke that changes when I feel like it, and I send all receipts to your email.

I first had to ask for money after I blew most of our family’s inheritance on boat trips with Kylie Jenner’s second cousin.

Look at my new MacBook Pro, which was purchased with the Bloombucks Mike sends me simply for writing stuff like “Mike knows how to get things done.”

Try investing some of your funds in a planet that isn’t being pushed to the brink of environmental catastrophe.

She thinks I forgot what park it was! We walked by it two months ago and she said “Look! Do you remember?” and I said “What?"

I read an article called “Ten Reasons Why Crying is Good for You” and shed a few tears. For health reasons. I wonder what, exactly, flavonoids are.

Nobody in the office will miss their paper clips and pens and you know what? My boss, Mr. Thompson, doesn’t even spend his money anyway.

Is there a balcony where I can easily repledge my devotion to my true love? There simply must be a balcony.

Gather your family and friends in a Wi-Fi-less underground shelter and give them an envelope disclosing which part of the Andes you’ll be hiding in.

“What has become of our once beautiful nation?” I wondered, disgusted at the angular walls and ceilings that lead the eye into unexpected spaces.

What on earth caused you to decide that the appropriate response to this tragedy was selling your dead baby's shoes in the local newspaper?

The Globe Master pulled a tiny globe the size of a McIntosh apple from under his top hat and asked if I wanted to “go for a spin.”