An Updated Pricing List for My Emotional Labor
Stranger Tier: The stranger package has been updated to eliminate basic greetings and small talk.
Stranger Tier: The stranger package has been updated to eliminate basic greetings and small talk.
If you care deeply about results and have at least four buddies named Tyler, we can’t wait to meet you.
Trust is more than just a word to us—it's a word we now use twice in our name. See how trustworthy we are?
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
Give in to this workshop not by writing, but by taking turns asking for more condiments, plates, and silverware as I stash them in my purse.
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Because you will never, and I mean never, have central air conditioning.
What do I want for Christmas? Just get me anything. Socks, sweaters, a crisp stack of twenties shoved inside a brown paper bag.
Wearing multiple warm layers will ensure that you don’t end up in the ER with hypothermia.
Whole: Expect your life to be "Emily in Paris" but really it’s more like "Frances Ha"
FastFix here. Hard to articulate... but there’s something about 5:00 that feels more rounded out than 4:30, don’t you think?
You raised some concerns that a lot of us have zero climbing experience. Just so you know, I watched a bunch of climbing videos.
You’re ashamed to be wearing something from Goodwill while everyone you know is wearing something gifted to them by their rich parents.