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If Andrew Yang offers to give away more money at random, go ahead and make a pitcher of margaritas.

Instead of buying a latte, deposit $5,000 in an IRA. Do that every single day and within less than a year you’ll have nearly a million dollars!

The Emperor’s New Groove: Was the world clamoring for a remake of this 2000 sort-of hit that was almost universally praised as “fine?”

I know what you're thinking: how do you think holding another bikini car wash is appropriate when we haven’t cleaned up the blood from the last one?

People tell me I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but that’s not true at all. It was bronze.

Welcome to your life! You’ve been lucky enough to draw the sought after white, middle-class, dual-working parent scenario.

Reusable cloth bags to be split draft style. First pick for the one really good cloth bag goes to cuckolded party, otherwise coin flip.

Spend a luxurious evening in a gorgeous Four Seasons suite with an ex lover of your choosing. You passed right through denial and into anger.

Our organic farm-to-table eatery is now also BYOM (Bring Your Own Meals). That’s right. You bring the food, we bring the vibes.

He repeated it while scribbling notes, carefully making sure he’d heard me correctly. “So you get home. The floor is lava. You take a shower?”

Press 10 to talk to a Customer Service Representative. This is never going to happen, of course, but we all have dreams.

Your child will no longer feel any pain. In their eyes, when this hits their eyes, we mean. We make no claims on any other pain.