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I started out as just an idealistic kid with nothing more than ambition, determination, and the portfolio of Fortune 500 clients my father gave me.

I literally feel their struggles, taste their fears, and nibble their dreams as the virile light in their eyes becomes my own.

Simon says tell your neighbor you never touched her butt, and she must be imagining things. This is "gaslighting" and will come in handy someday.

My brother's birthday is on the 23rd. Find me an artisanal root vegetable farmer that delivers overnight to Thailand.

Steven, traveling solo, wants to post an Instagram of his ravioli. But Germany is 6 hours ahead, so he risks his picture bombing if he posts it now.

Once your laptop reboots, please use the following case-sensitive password to log in: MyNameIsToddAndImAFuckingIdiot

If Andrew Yang offers to give away more money at random, go ahead and make a pitcher of margaritas.

Instead of buying a latte, deposit $5,000 in an IRA. Do that every single day and within less than a year you’ll have nearly a million dollars!

The Emperor’s New Groove: Was the world clamoring for a remake of this 2000 sort-of hit that was almost universally praised as “fine?”

I know what you're thinking: how do you think holding another bikini car wash is appropriate when we haven’t cleaned up the blood from the last one?

People tell me I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but that’s not true at all. It was bronze.

Welcome to your life! You’ve been lucky enough to draw the sought after white, middle-class, dual-working parent scenario.