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How to get to Music Hall of Williamsburg: Practice, check into rehab for heroin addiction, practice some more.

Obsession: Refresh Zillow every three minutes. Ignore texts from your friends. Optimize your meals by blending your food & sipping it from a thermos.

The Durian fruit is the record-holding “smelliest fruit in the world." Now you tell me, what records does the avocado hold? That’s right, none.

Is this real life? This lawsuit has consumed your mind, your nerves, your days, your marriage for the better part of four years.

It appears you believe I am actually leaving in a few days. This is not accurate. These ceiling deals are always a bit of a work in progress.

Wait a minute, if this busker is singing “Private Eyes” again, that means that he’s starting his repertoire again from the top.

A friend finds an aggressive dog hiding under a car. She asks if we will take him in temporarily. I know I need to swallow my fear, so I say yes.

How would you rate the attitude of our management team? Overall did they seem motivated and alert?

Jimmy Silverman (Jimmy’s Room): Was anybody in my room the other night? I heard strange noises coming from my closet and it smelled like bad eggs.

Season Three of Stranger Things, Chicago Bulls: The Bulls pride themselves on giving fans the best entertainment money can buy.

I don’t dress for the male gaze. I dress to cover my biohazardous innards so no one detects I’m a heat-seeking scaled creature.

What can we make of the persons exiting the Sorbonne with something heralded as a "kale chia smoothie?" It appears to be dredged from a fetid pond.