Honest Engagement Cards
I know we aren’t particularly close, but we do have a ton of friends in common, which means it would be a lot of fun for me to go to your wedding.
I know we aren’t particularly close, but we do have a ton of friends in common, which means it would be a lot of fun for me to go to your wedding.
Over two million square kilometers of sparsely populated land makes for an ideal getaway for those times when you really want to be alone.
2. Just a few dozens more hurdles to go. After graduating college, did you decide to take on even more debt by starting a business?
Is there a changing area? I was thinking of wearing my cycling gear for the riding events because of the butt padding—makes my thighs look amazing.
I hear what you’re saying: this really clashes with the overall narrative we’ve built up in the past century.
From your Lifestyle Influencer Universe: Eyelash extensions so huge and long they make it impossible to open your eyes. You’ll feel like Bambi!
The doors and windows are all open and the room is empty except for a puddle of water under the body. How can this be?
You also referenced a desire to give your children a better life than you were afforded. Unfortunately, the board felt this was a bit unoriginal.
I always knew I was meant for something greater, something I can truly touch people with, and get as much cash and booty in the process as possible.
How to get to Music Hall of Williamsburg: Practice, check into rehab for heroin addiction, practice some more.
Obsession: Refresh Zillow every three minutes. Ignore texts from your friends. Optimize your meals by blending your food & sipping it from a thermos.
The Durian fruit is the record-holding “smelliest fruit in the world." Now you tell me, what records does the avocado hold? That’s right, none.