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My patients are my best friends. Where would I be if they hadn't let me crash on their couches after the mob found out I'm sleeping at my office?

There are three distinct rivers in New York summers: the Hudson, the East, and the one continuously flowing down into your ass crack.

While a Nathan Hale could die but once, I, Wayne LaPierre, must oversee a daily sacrifice nearly five score that many Americans from gun violence.

One time I was forced to watch my snail body get boiled, made into a ceviche soup, and served to a family of blondes on their backyard tennis court.

Honestly, I’m really totally fine being the one who gets his name mispronounced by a YouTube personality when we win an MTV Video Music Award.

I refuse to ghost on you like your past relationships with Blockbuster and Hollywood Video. But I fear we've reached our final act.

Thinking he'd overtaken the tortoise in the race, the hare took a nap under a tree. He was right to sleep, given his Adidas UltraBoost running shoes.

You always sort from "Most to Least" expensive when online shopping. When your heat goes out, you cuddle with your butler for warmth.

We will target the *shuffles a deck of cards and flips a card* ace of diamonds to jack of clubs age bracket, which we'll say is 16-28 years old.

Often referred to as a gateway totem, Shattered Window Shard is one of the easiest crystals to find or create.

I thought this was a quarter but it’s actually a POG. I traded it to my friend Dennis for a real quarter.

Mickey, it might be the time to dust off those wizard skills and bring your friend back to life.