Got No Money
Got No Money
Our money is full of shit and has been for years. Which means I'd think twice before putting your trust in God.
Forget everything you know about gambling and put on your winner's hat. If you bet on red long enough, there's no way you'll end up in the black.
Just like any other child's game, drug dealing has rules you must heed. Step one, look both ways before getting beaten and robbed.
I have two jobs.<br /><br />Both of them suck and blow. and suck and blow and suck and blow. But you know what, after repetition that process creates a form of release known as Gaaahh! shit yaaaaaessss.<br /><br />To be more specific, their not jobs, their internships... film related which is Latin for no pay<br />
It's the one week associated with everything debaucherous and you're stuck at home. Oh sure, it has its upsides...for about 12 hours.
Put on your lawyer's hat, it's time to decide who's at fault for missing cash: stoners, or old people. Caution, ambiguous ethics at work.
What do Canadians do when hockey season is officially cancelled? They turn to poker nights! (Texas hold 'em, not the sexual kind.)