The Complete Lunatic’s Guide to Cheap and Illegal Alcohol
It has been brought to my attention that sometimes people get sober. Mostly because they don't have enough money or brain cells left to take drinking to the next level.
Tag: Money
The Indentured Student Loan
What I am proposing is a student loan program that will allow poor young people to go to university and be useful to society: I call it the Indentured Student Loan.
4 Businesses That Would Make Millions if Combined
Although the "2fer" business model has been implemented many times in the past, I believe that it has come nowhere near achieving its true potential. Here are the most lucrative possibilities.
If the US Had Defaulted on Its Debt
Tim Cook, in taking over for Steve Jobs as CEO of Apple, the most successful company on Earth, reveals a startling revelation about what would have happened had we defaulted on our national debt.
The Gift Money Can’t Buy: A Few Kind Words
My siblings and I are supposed to give my parents something they don't have already, but this is a tough task, considering they already buy everything.
A Modest Wall Street Proposal
How can the markets recover with its hands tied behind its back? The only solution anyone with common sense could come to is to deregulate Wall Street. COMPLETELY.
5 Things I Can’t Justify Spending Money On
I've been known to splurge on jeans or booze. But there are some things I absolutely hate spending my money on, including toilet paper and gas.
Asian Massage Parlor & Spa Guide to a Happy Ending
I enter an Asian massage spa parlor near me for sex and my mind is flooded with thoughts: How much does this cost? Do I get a handjob? Is it illegal?
Gratuitous Mention: Tipping is Dead
If a waitress has a problem with her salary, she should take it up with her boss. Why should I compensate her for having a shitty job?
Trying Something New in Order to Get Sex and Save Money
I returned to school today and kissed my winter break good bye. It's not all bad though because I learned something from this past month. I was intoxicated in some form almost every single day of my month long break because I had nothing else to do besides go to work and get shitty with my friends.
I Sell Drugs
When they see me on the corner they might not know what it is I do<br />Well I purchase pharmaceuticals wholesale to resell to you<br />Yeah I have narcotics<br />(fancy word for druggy stuff)<br />Some of them go in your vein<br />I do it for financial gain<br />You do it for financial gain?<br />Mostly for financial gain<br />Which I can use to purchase things
No Money, Mo’ Problems
Puffy only addressed half of the issues arising from money, or the lack thereof. Because in college, being broke is no joke.