More Hooker for Your Money
If you're going to pay for sex, it better not be missionary and a cigarette. Here's how to milk your prostitute for all she's worth.
Tag: Money
Stop Fucking with My Money
American money was meant to look kick ass, not pretty and colorful. Lay off the queer design changes, U.S. government.
Status Symbols: A Crash Course
In this materialistic world, don't forget that money can't buy you Joy. She only does private dances... plus, she's not working tonight.
The Things I’d Do for Money
You might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your pain and suffering?
Ten Things You Should Know About Money
Everyone loves money, but nobody knows what it is. Is it a food? Is it a drink? If so, is it coffee? Here's some of what you need to know.
Why Most Rappers Work for Free
I started thinking more in depth about the current paradox many rappers have set up for themselves: getting money, and throwing money away.
Got No Money
Got No Money
Your Money is Lying to You
Our money is full of shit and has been for years. Which means I'd think twice before putting your trust in God.
A Winner’s Guide to Casino-Riches
Forget everything you know about gambling and put on your winner's hat. If you bet on red long enough, there's no way you'll end up in the black.
Groceries, Money and Marriage
Groceries, Money and Marriage
The Best Money I Never Made
I have two jobs.<br /><br />Both of them suck and blow. and suck and blow and suck and blow. But you know what, after repetition that process creates a form of release known as Gaaahh! shit yaaaaaessss.<br /><br />To be more specific, their not jobs, their internships... film related which is Latin for no pay<br />
Spring Break with Your Parents
It's the one week associated with everything debaucherous and you're stuck at home. Oh sure, it has its upsides...for about 12 hours.