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Tie-Dye Sonics Blindfold: Take a moment to soak in the game-day atmosphere by succumbing to all of your other senses.

Last week, I sold two pieces of cross-stitch art, and my business netted $30,000. You do the math.

Can anybody claim you as a dependent? Would you like somebody to claim you as a dependent? Would you like a kind, older couple to adopt you?

Just kinda set the money bags on your knees. I’d tell you to move the gold-plated racquet holder, but it’s welded to the center console.

Amazon is taking union-busting to another level. Starting next month, they’ll roll out a new feature to help customers get out of hopeless marriages.

It’s just not something we care to do, because of our uncontrollable desire to own all of the boats and all of the cocaine.

The Trust Fund: You wanted to move to Ibiza but needed a job since your father expects you to take over the family business; you settle for Madrid.

Our previous policy of zero in-office hawk attacks has been slightly adjusted to a new policy of many hawk attacks.

1099-K, BB-8, WA-7, W-9?

I blew my advance on a fully-loaded Bugatti Veyron Linea Viviere (MSRP $2.3 million), as well as a series of bespoke leather shirts.

Now now, no need to be polite or offer to kiss my golden socks at all. I don’t like sycophants.

You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big one get away!