Consider Upgrading to TurboTax for Depressives
Can anybody claim you as a dependent? Would you like somebody to claim you as a dependent? Would you like a kind, older couple to adopt you?
Tag: Money
This Getaway Car Is from “Pimp My Ride”
Just kinda set the money bags on your knees. I’d tell you to move the gold-plated racquet holder, but it’s welded to the center console.
8 New Amazon Prime Benefits to Make You Forget About Their Bad Working Conditions
Amazon is taking union-busting to another level. Starting next month, they’ll roll out a new feature to help customers get out of hopeless marriages.
We’d Love to Pay You More, But We’d Rather Spend It on Boats and Cocaine
It’s just not something we care to do, because of our uncontrollable desire to own all of the boats and all of the cocaine.
So You Moved to Europe and Call Yourself an Expat Now
The Trust Fund: You wanted to move to Ibiza but needed a job since your father expects you to take over the family business; you settle for Madrid.
Updates to Your Employee Benefits Package
Our previous policy of zero in-office hawk attacks has been slightly adjusted to a new policy of many hawk attacks.
Tax Form or Droid from Star Wars?
1099-K, BB-8, WA-7, W-9?
A Quick Note About My Book Deal
I blew my advance on a fully-loaded Bugatti Veyron Linea Viviere (MSRP $2.3 million), as well as a series of bespoke leather shirts.
Hello, I’m Lord Byron Castleface, of the Castleface Castlefaces
Now now, no need to be polite or offer to kiss my golden socks at all. I don’t like sycophants.
Line a Plucky Supporting Character Might Say in a ’90s Movie About an Underdog Sports Team, or Lottery Slogan?
You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big one get away!
What the New Netflix Plans Will Get You
$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.
Sure, the Metaverse Is the Future, but Have You Heard About the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company?
You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.