If These Walls Could Talk, They’d Be Pretty Annoying
If these walls could talk, they'd talk incessantly about themselves while never asking you any questions about yourself.
Tag: Mouth
People Talking About Dentist Appointments the Way They Talk About Basketball
Dr. Pacini’s always been good, but now he’s got the best hygienists in the business. They’re a root canal dream team.
It’s Me, Scrub Daddy, America’s Favorite Sponge! Please Stop Using My Mouth to Clean Your Dishes
The hole for my mouth is pretty much only there for novelty reasons. No matter how hard you push, none of your cups or plates will ever fit.
Make Extra Cash by Renting Out Your Mouth!
Our app connects you with those ready to give you quick cash for the short-term use of the mouth you already have.
Clues That You Are Controlled by a Microchip Your Dentist Implanted in a Filling
You feel the urge to wash your dentist’s car after each appointment.
The Word Was on the Tip of My Tongue
The word was poised to leap out of my mouth. I could feel the word coming loose from whatever papillae it had stepped in.
Ten Questions to Ask Your Friend Who’s Feeling Down
Ask them if they've tried that pencil trick to help them smile their way out of stress.
Proper Dental Hygiene with JRR Tolkien
The journey begins in 465 of the First Age, before the birth of Tuor, son of Huor, with three methods, given to the lords of the brush.
My Dog’s Actually Very Friendly, She’ll Let Go in a Minute
She usually finds people uninteresting, unless she smells fear. You’re not nervous are you?
I Didn’t Choose the Lockjaw Life, the Lockjaw Life Chose Me
I founded the OLA (Ostracoderms Live Again), and we filed an injunction against placoderms for forcing their jaw hinge on us without our permission.
Mouth Police: The Next Bestselling YA Dystopian Novel
If the Mouth Police catch you they send you to mega jail. It’s like jail but bigger and where my rebel dad is.
I Am the Clump of Dried Toothpaste That Takes Over the Nozzle of Every Tube
Think of me as the gamma-ray to your Bruce Banner, only I give you none of the superpowers and all of the anger.