Stop Blaming Boomers Because the Janitor We Immolated is Trying to Murder You in Your Dreams
We couldn’t have possibly known the janitor would return as a scarred ghoul hellbent on murdering teens. And besides, they’re YOUR dreams!
Tag: Movies and TV
I’m the Guy from the Cult Documentary You Just Watched Who Is Revealed to Still Be Very Much in the Cult at the End
Listen, I can certainly understand your surprise about all this.
I Found a Bar Where Everybody Knows My Name, but They’ve Been Chanting It for the Last Three Hours and Won’t Stop
Just over and over again, and it’s been like three hours. Or possibly thousands of years, time sort of has no meaning here.
Un-Pimp My Ride
You programmed the screens to only play "The Fast and the Furious"—my favorite movie... in 2006.
Why Go Back to the Moon When We Already Crashed into Its Eye in George Méliès “A Trip to the Moon”?
Are our resources best used on returning to the moon, a place explored over 120 years ago by a team of astronomers with huge beards and wizard hats?
I’m Seeing Three Movies a Week with AMC Stubs and It’s Ruining My Life
But I remind Garret, for it is my duty, that an AMC Stubs subscription basically pays for itself.
I’m the Titanic and Climate Change Is Coming for You, You Idiotic Iceberg
You dumb pee stained ice cube, do you understand how embarrassing it is to be sunk on your maiden voyage?
Introducing Nedflix
Nedflix’s “rolling library” delivers video content via four hard-shell rolling suitcases lashed together with bungee cords.
Your College English Class, An Introduction to Monetizable I.P.
Students will become acquainted with works of literary importance—or as we refer to them, “leverageable assets with income producing potential.”
Finally, a Harmless Alternative to Jurassic Park
Instead of the dangerous, unethical practice of cloning once-extinct dinosaurs, our exhibits are human clones who pretend to be dinosaurs.
We Are Saddened to Hear of the Passing of This Legendary Actor, but as an Animation Blog, We Can Only Really Mention His CGI Movie from 2007
Applewhite brought a sense of wisdom and dignity to the role of Grandpa Tugboat, the wise old ship that dispenses much-needed advice.
This Star Wars Tattoo Actually Had a Really Cool Backstory in the Old Continuity
You probably know it as the royal insignia of Prince Cuddles from Planet Wuv, curator of the Garden of Rainbows and Dreams.