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My initial thought was to upload old home movies of my clarinet recitals and junior varsity soccer games.
My initial thought was to upload old home movies of my clarinet recitals and junior varsity soccer games.
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
"Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan" provides New York City with little to do than look menacing and overly grimy.
Install a shower in there so he’s not hogging your family’s only bathroom while you sleep. His hair is always getting clogged in the drain.
Meet amateur fitness enthusiast Mr. David McClure. An impatient and hasty individual who’s convinced himself that winter clothing is no longer a requisite for his morning jog.
Look, airplanes shouldn’t be constantly flying around a building in the first place.
It's time to recognize my artistry, distinguished contributions to world cinema, and unparalleled ability to blow shit up without dismembering anyone.
Being stuck in character as STREET PUNK #5 for almost forty years has caused me more than a bit of grief.
"Writing Gigs" -- A real tearjerker of a drama that takes place entirely during a job interview that turns out to be for freelance work.
They say your education is the one thing nobody can take away from you, but I implore you to do just that.
There’s something else rapidly becoming the defining issue of our time: the 1985 Iran-Contra affair. And goddamn, I’ve written a movie about it.
Do not schedule the drill during prime hangover hours.