Period Drama or “Period” Drama?
- An oppressively prudish focus on discretion. - Heaving, aching bosoms.
- An oppressively prudish focus on discretion. - Heaving, aching bosoms.
Childhood = Ruined! Kind of like our trust with our landlord if we don’t get that rent in on time.
Just because everyone else jumped their cars off a cliff, does that mean Dom has to do it, too?
IF I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I GREW UP IN A BIG FAMILY—I HAD 7 OTHER SIBLINGS. I’D GET NOTICED ONLY IF I YELLED REAL LOUDLY.
Due to many frightful circumstances relating to galactic space evil, I must speak over discretely email.
I guess I just need some time to wrap my perfectly symmetrical head around this bizarre predicament.
Doctor Zhivago vs. Babe – This talking pig is out for revenge against the Russian physicist and poet who ate his brother.
We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.
It consists of wearing a bespoke suit, carrying a pocket watch, looking through binoculars, and having a staunch belief that America peaked in 1948.
Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?
Elon Musk’s latest infuriating tweet is presented by 43,000 retweets to preserve the integrity of his reputation as a rich doofus.
Trees should never be shown without all their leaves. Bras are to be referred to as "Personal Lady Upholstery."