A Series of Internal HR Memos RE: The Justice League’s Vaccine Policy
We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.
We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.
It consists of wearing a bespoke suit, carrying a pocket watch, looking through binoculars, and having a staunch belief that America peaked in 1948.
Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?
Elon Musk’s latest infuriating tweet is presented by 43,000 retweets to preserve the integrity of his reputation as a rich doofus.
Trees should never be shown without all their leaves. Bras are to be referred to as "Personal Lady Upholstery."
I was hesitant about bringing up my favorite books, the "Horny Pottrom" series, but I had to know the truth.
I am a large gorilla. And gorillas are soft, exoskeleton-less, atomic-breath-lacking, nonaquatic, vegetarian mammals.
Cars 4: Big Victorian Bicycles, a story about an 1860s bi-pedal speedster who is on a quest to get both of his wheels to be the same size.
Superman, now able to construct luxury buildings in a single bound, becomes the most powerful contributor to Metropolis’s rampant gentrification.
'It's online! It's online!' – Frankenstein 'If you start the Webex meeting, he will climb on your lap.' – Field of Dreams
That man that I saw on the screen—that I had grown up IDOLIZING—was actually just some hack in disguise.
People have asked, "Braeden, how will you balance the immense responsibilities of being America's 57th Bachelor with running for the office?"