Which Part of the Constitution Do You Identify With Most—Guns, Mail, or Tony Danza?
When I hear "go postal" I think of: A. Guns. B. The Post Office. The Post Office is the problem. C. Wasn’t that a video game from the ‘90s?
When I hear "go postal" I think of: A. Guns. B. The Post Office. The Post Office is the problem. C. Wasn’t that a video game from the ‘90s?
Franz takes issue with his dad for unsolicited career advice and "being a bit of a tyrant" (wait until he meets you, not that it's a competition).
Santiago’s Secret Sauce: Like the death of Marine William Santiago in "A Few Good Men," this crossover promotion was both tragic and unnecessary.
Animal Farm by George Orwell You've got goat, you've got mutton, you've got chicken... What you need to do is pick one flavor and stick to it.
His car collection takes up most of my driveway and he keeps stealing my newspapers to do his classic “Headlines” desk bit.
Best Foreign Film: When my boss tells me to speak up in meetings, sorry can’t, don't understand what’s happening.
With five minutes left in the movie, I am about to undergo a radical psychological transformation and become brave.
MY PET PEEVE: Rom Com. He may not be man’s best friend, but Peeve is just the pal Stewart needs in this wag of a tale about overcoming annoyances.
Practice acceptance. Instead of trying to avoid having an anvil dropped on your head, make peace with the inevitability of it happening.
Living the past 16 years as the solitary Snapple left in the "Friends" fridge, I cherish what I have, even if it’s only the royalties from reruns.
If someone says “stop,” goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. If someone coughs, has shortness of breath, or has a fever, the fight does not begin.
Some people say that sharks take nibbles to satisfy their curiosity. Rest assured, we're coming to bite you because we want to bite you.