Quotes from Teaching Your Parents Zoom, or HAL from “2001: A Space Odyssey”?
“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”
“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”
"Furloughed Guy": The problem with Furloughed Guy isn't so much the "guy" as the "furlough." How long will it go on?
Episode 4 – Karl Malone discovers the 3rd person POV literary device and begins using it in interviews. Stockton reinvigorates his Catholicism.
You’re gonna want a place near bars, delis, and neighborhood laundromats. These are full of characters who will be furiously vague witnesses.
“You have the right to remain sexy, no matter how indeterminately older you are than your circle of close friends.” It’s just a number, people!
The Altos (Ask Jeeves Deluxe): If Riverdale is Twin Peaks for teens, then The Altos is The Sopranos for people who barely know what television is.
Everyone, take a look at Paula. Notice the thousand-yard stare in her eyes as she chews? See how she’s chewing on just the one side of her mouth?
"A Comedy of Errors": Antipholus of Syracuse and Antipholous of Ephesus race in identical Fiats, comically thinking each one is chasing the other.
Shaggy interrupts Jesus to say that he is just like him: he doesn’t have bones, but rather, Scooby Snacks shaped like bones.
No Time to Die / I Don’t Wanna Die / Nobody Needs to Die, Here / Why Do You Have a Gun / You've Got the Wrong Person, Maybe
Project Runaway Train: Designers are placed on trains careening toward the edge of a cliff at groundbreaking speed.
Derek Kan - Can make a train in the bedroom run on time. / Anthony Fauci - This silver fox has a lot of time now that Grey’s Anatomy isn’t filming.