How to Tell If It’s Another Boring Day at the Office or If You’re Secretly Being Filmed for a Reality TV Prank Show
Don’t end up on a hilarious, reality prank show like "Milk or Sumo!"
Don’t end up on a hilarious, reality prank show like "Milk or Sumo!"
You’ll want to remember this before you charge into your first big gun battle with Dmitri the Razor’s anonymous henchmen and make your pain theirs.
That’s when Cookie Monster start to wonder, who real monster…
The main characters will be named Tad, Morglee, Suppa, and Caldwater. They are all incredibly hot but still unpleasant to look at.
Two friends book a cabin with two beds on Airbnb, but upon arriving they realize the second bed is actually a yoga mat with a blanket and pillow.
And she did reply, "No, they are of no concern to us. Let them wander in the desert. We shall begin… Project Babylon."
Every one of His punchlines, every expression He makes to elicit a laugh must be met with an unequivocal, unmistakable outburst. Or else.
Now every time I walk, they thump a loafer on a piece of linoleum. I mean dammit, their timing is perfect but you know I’m sensitive about my gait.
I’m talking secrets. Intrigue. Betrayal. A young Penn Badgley. Oh, yeah. I rented "Margin Call." What do you mean, “What’s that?”
★★ I’ve never seen a movie with so much dancing that’s not a musical. I’m so glad Six Flags isn’t a real place.
’m going to run, jump, and climb over anything that stands between me and other people thinking good thoughts about me.
What exciting interpretations will these visionaries have for my scoliosis, receding hairline, and fallen arches?