A Complaint Letter to the Cherry Tree Lane Homeowners Association
Also, there seems to be woman flying to and from number 17 Cherry Tree Lane by means of an umbrella.
Also, there seems to be woman flying to and from number 17 Cherry Tree Lane by means of an umbrella.
"Fyre Fight": An anticipatory look back at the time-wasting Fyre Fest content wars of 2019.
9:07 PM: You wonder if you were actually the one who made the comment about the band name and have been replaced by an Adam Levine. You’re not sure.
Fatima, I've got your college transcripts here. Russian Lit major, Proverbial Folktales minor, now a freelance assistant. So, was Oberlin worth it?
I arrived home to my apartment, fresh groceries in hand (despite the fact that I am never seen cooking, talking about food, or eating).
Dizzy from the amount of sudden cardio of hiking, wobble, and then get hit in the head with a drone, the impact sending you down a sharp embankment.
There can be a hundred people in a hundred different rooms and none of them believe in you. Sometimes things just work out like that.
One time I told him I heard a rumor that there was a dead body in the woods and invited him on a hike to see if it was true.
When I said I personally liked having 30 books in my house, I meant it because that's what I like. It was a fucking suggestion, not a threat.
My creative outlet is composing letters to my imaginary wife since I have implicitly sworn a life of celibacy even though I didn't know I had to.
A live sex show performer, Thack Pour typically festooned his lithe body with corsets and cummerbunds of various sizes and quality.
If I host, the "In Memorium" segment could do away with the typical photos and video clips, and summon the deceased spirits on stage.