Dear Admiral Ackbar, Please Stop Torturing Us with the Trap Joke
Listen Admiral Ackbar, we all agree you're doing a super job as admiral, but we'd appreciate it if you could stop yelling "It's a trap!" for the rest of the hunting trip.
Tag: Movies and TV
6 Horror Movies for First World Problems
Jessica was just a normal, everyday HR Rep with everything going for her: a nice place, a great boyfriend, and a good job. That is, until she woke up ALONE.
We Can Change the World (We Won’t Though)
We could save the world, but there are a bunch of new shows on and a couple of cute girls coming over because I informed them that I brought over these drugs. So, nah.
Movie Reviews of John and Bethany’s Sex Tape
"Although it's clear there's certainly some raw talent here, it needs to be given a good spit shine. Also, rocking bod, Beth." -Gary Summers, Washington Post
5 Reality TV Shows Repurposed for Maximum Drama
Reality TV shows are a dime a boring dozen these days. That's why we've created "The Real Housewives of Mogadishu" and "Top Homeless Chef"!
The 7 Absolute Worst Spinoff TV Shows This Fall
These are the network TV shows this fall that beg the question, "Are these network executives planning to seek professional help for their drug problems?"
Dumbfounded Priest Officiates Soap Opera Wedding
Oh great, the ring bearer is Bryan, Ashley's TOTALLY PLATONIC best friend and brother of her husband, Ryan. Surely his rugged good looks won't fuel any drama.
3 Retro Cartoons That Deserve a Reboot (And 3 That Don’t)
The financial success of the Transformers films has proven that rebooting retro cartoons can be big, big business. Here are 3 more cartoons due for a comeback.
6 Cartoons from the 90’s with No Respect for Reason
Judging by all the brutal TV logic, it's surprising that the 90's generation grew up to be 90% stupids, instead of skin-suit-wearing maniacs.
An Open Letter to Everyone Who Watches Breaking Bad
Unmanned drones are killing innocent humans every day on this planet, but all of that is weak sauce compared to a fictional methamphetamine empire TV show.
The Top 20 Awesomely Bad 80’s Movies in the World
Over the years I've tried to find all types of the best worst and/or worst best films out there. Here are 20 different awesomely bad movies.
How Rocky IV Ended the Cold War
Some say Reagan's policies helped end the Cold War, others say the Russians just realized how hot their women were. But none of that is true.