Best and Worst Case Scenarios for the New Star Wars Films
Come 2015's release of Episode VII, will Star Wars reign triumphant again, or will the franchise descend further into the swamp of midichlorians and ugly, ugly child actors?
Tag: Movies and TV
You Don’t Even Know Why You Like Game of Thrones
I cannot sum up Game of Thrones as anything other than, "A bunch of people, mostly assholes, who just stand around talking to each other while wearing fur."
Top 5 Reasons Star Trek is Better Than Star Wars
Before all you Star Wars fanatics get your storm trooper tights in a bunch, remove that hot light saber from your butt and remember this is about qualitative value, not box office figures.
The 10 Spookiest Scenes in Spoooky Movie History
Sometimes a movie's terror creates a vortex of fear that spins you until the force sends you flying off into the depths of the cold, lifeless abyss. Fuckin' shit's scary.
Copdog, M.D.: The Greatest TV Show Ever (on CBS)
Imagine if you can, a wolf-husky hybrid with different colored eyes , who is the lead murder detective in his state, and who moonlights as the top diagnostician in the nation.
Why Alien³ is the Best of the Quadrilogy
The film "Alien" set the benchmark for science fiction horror. It's also arguably the scariest movie ever screened of any genre. But "Alien 3" was by far the shining moment.
57 Previously Unknown Movie and Music Industry Facts
Emma Watson said in interviews that she prefers Twilight because "it is more for girls and stuff." Similarly, Robert Pattinson lived entirely on Kellogg's Frosted Flakes to achieve his sparkly effect in Twilight.
The Kardashian Rise to the Bottom
As I sit on my couch watching an Armenian family dressed in cheetah print argue, I think to myself, "What does it take to keep up with the Kardashians?"
When Examined, Step by Step, Family Matters and Full House Are Perfect Strangers
One of my friends is certain that the theme song for Family Matters is the same as the one for Full House. He was onto something.
The 5 People You Meet at a Harry Potter Premiere
The characters you meet at a Harry Potter premiere are a one-of-a-kind bunch that risk social rejection each year to pledge their undying love to a fictional character. Much respect.
The Not-Scars: My 10 Best Films of 2010
<p>So I was about to watch the Academy Awards the other week, when I suddenly remembered that I didn't give a shit about them. They used to be good, sure, but once a) Nicholas Cage and b) Helen Hunt have won Oscars, you don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to deduct something has gone bass-ackwards in Tinseltown.</p>
A Cheat Sheet to Help You “Go Sheen” on Life’s Obstacles
Everyone's life needs a little excitement, so I've created this simple cheat sheet to help you go Sheen on life's obstacles. You are a winner, correct?