The Bastardization of Prison Break, Lost and Batman
It's unfortunate, but sometimes people end up bastardizing the shit out of good TV shows. Don't fall for these three network television losers.
Tag: Movies and TV
A Step-by-Step Guide to Naming Your Penis and Testicles
By personalizing what they love most, men make something already special even closer. Not naming your penis is like forgetting to name one of your kids.
7 Monster Nudie Date Movies That Might Get You Laid
Back in the 60’s adult films weren’t allowed to show pubes n’ peeps, but they could show boobies. When Harry Novak combined tits, ass, Frankenstein, Dracula in 1964 to make the immortal Kiss Me Quick!, the monster nudie was born.
The 10 Worst Movies Since Rebello Ripped Hollywood a New One
Five years later, Hollywood continues to pump out an overwhelming number of terrible movies. I sorted through five years of shit for the worst.
Capital Punishment Network Investment Opportunity
At CPN, we wish to broadcast the death penalty on television, not to deter crime (it's been proven that the death penalty has almost no effect on crime rates), but to provide the highest quality entertainment for our viewers. Now is your chance to get in
What’s That One Movie?
Fuck, what's that one movie, it's like on the tip of my tongue but I can't remember the fucking name, shit, there's that one girl in it... fuck.
Hollywood’s Creepiest Fathers
Creepy fathers are the most fashionable Hollywood trend since Columbian coke! Here's a look at violators Billy Ray Cyrus, Joe Simpson, and Hulk Hogan.
An Increasingly Drunk Guy at a Party Reviews Movies
An increasingly drunk guy at a party reviews Independence Day, 3 beers at a time. Will Smith, so awesome dude!!
Seven Classic Movie Archetypes
An in-depth examination of The Sidekick, The Femme Fatale, and the Mad Scientist movie archetypes in order to determine if they have any basis in reality.
Head of a Porn Studio Critiques Young Screenwriter
The head of a porn studio gives notes to a young screenwriter on his screenplay submission to Money Shot Studios.
The Party Oscars
It's the party to commemorate partying—a glamorous presentation of drinking, entertainment and debauchery sure to captivate your senses.
Where’s Charlie’s Angels 3? A Summer Movie Preview
Once again, it's Hollywood's time to shine in the summer blockbuster spotlight. And of course, Justin's turn to rain on their parade.