The New Face of Terror
Haley's success in the role Englund made famous got me thinking about other famous monsters throughout the years.
Tag: Movies and TV
My First Hogwarts Report Card
Dear Parents: As the school year ends, we are excited to update you on your child’s progress at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Can You Be a TV Script Writer?
The following is a test. Read this story and then answer 3 questions. You will then be told whether you may send a sample TV script to the William Morris Agency.
The Facebook Movie: Too Soon?
Justin Timberlake has just been cast in The Social Network, a look at the invention and rise of Facebook. Have they jumped the gun with this movie?
The Sketchy Truth Behind Cartoons: Hey Arnold, Ren & Stimpy, Rocket Power
Just like cigarettes become part of someone's life even though they kill them inside, Nickelodeon was doing the same, only worse. Here are the real cartoon facts.
The Bastardization of Prison Break, Lost and Batman
It's unfortunate, but sometimes people end up bastardizing the shit out of good TV shows. Don't fall for these three network television losers.
A Step-by-Step Guide to Naming Your Penis and Testicles
By personalizing what they love most, men make something already special even closer. Not naming your penis is like forgetting to name one of your kids.
7 Monster Nudie Date Movies That Might Get You Laid
Back in the 60’s adult films weren’t allowed to show pubes n’ peeps, but they could show boobies. When Harry Novak combined tits, ass, Frankenstein, Dracula in 1964 to make the immortal Kiss Me Quick!, the monster nudie was born.
The 10 Worst Movies Since Rebello Ripped Hollywood a New One
Five years later, Hollywood continues to pump out an overwhelming number of terrible movies. I sorted through five years of shit for the worst.
Capital Punishment Network Investment Opportunity
At CPN, we wish to broadcast the death penalty on television, not to deter crime (it's been proven that the death penalty has almost no effect on crime rates), but to provide the highest quality entertainment for our viewers. Now is your chance to get in
What’s That One Movie?
Fuck, what's that one movie, it's like on the tip of my tongue but I can't remember the fucking name, shit, there's that one girl in it... fuck.
Hollywood’s Creepiest Fathers
Creepy fathers are the most fashionable Hollywood trend since Columbian coke! Here's a look at violators Billy Ray Cyrus, Joe Simpson, and Hulk Hogan.