I’m Terrified Those “Fast & Furious” Guys Will Come to My City Next
The real problem we urbanites face every? The problem of Dominic Toretto and his family of ne’er-do-wells.
Tag: Movies and TV
I’m a Small Business Owner in a Credit Card Commercial, and My Cross Stitch Company Is a Drug Front
Last week, I sold two pieces of cross-stitch art, and my business netted $30,000. You do the math.
I’m Your Comfort TV Show, and I Can Save You
New experiences are scary, unlike the satisfaction you feel when you watch Jim and Pam’s first kiss for the 59th time.
This Getaway Car Is from “Pimp My Ride”
Just kinda set the money bags on your knees. I’d tell you to move the gold-plated racquet holder, but it’s welded to the center console.
Movies with Animal Titles Reviewed by Their Titular Animals
Anaconda on "Anaconda" (1997) Hell yeah, brother. ★★★★
A Scene from “The Banshees of Inishirin” or a Scene from Any of the Four St. Patrick’s Days I Had at College?
Someone chokes on a finger and vomits.
Just Because You Have Issues and I’m Murdering You Doesn’t Make This “Elevated Horror”
I’m sorry you have broader personal or political issues you haven’t resolved, but those have nothing to do with the ways I’ve been killing you guys.
Alfred Hitchcock Loses His Suspense
After a moment of self-reflection, Jeff decides spying is unethical and this neighbors deserve more respect.
The Budget for My Big-Budget Movie
Water (for reference): $0.89/gal Water (digital): $9,132/gal
Line a Plucky Supporting Character Might Say in a ’90s Movie About an Underdog Sports Team, or Lottery Slogan?
You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big one get away!
Resignation Letters from Hallmark Movie Heroines
As you know, I have just spent the holiday season visiting family in my hometown, Fir Tree Falls.
What the New Netflix Plans Will Get You
$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.