My Elevator Pitch About a Disaster Movie Set In an Elevator
I suppose death could be right around the corner for us... In the movie, of course!
Tag: Movies and TV
Rejected Fighter Pilot Names for the New Pilots in “Top Gun: Maverick”
- The Bibliophile - Angela Lansbury - This Love (Taylor’s Version)
Network Notes for the Upcoming Frasier Reboot
Good news! Vita Coco has just offered $4,500 to work their product into the show. Frasier just needs to say, "I’m loco for Vita Coco!"
We Do Not Sit Young Families Under Hulk’s Penis
Some things just can’t be fixed with free waffle fries.
This Mirror Is So Relatable
The kind of stuff that happens on the mirror is exactly the kind of stuff I deal with every day.
Star Wars Movies Pitched by Other Famous Directors
Strangers on a Star Destroyer by Alfred Hitchcock: Jimmy Stewart’s Luke Skywalker pursues who he believes killed his father, James Mason’s Darth Vader.
Which Multi-Generational Dynasty with a Legacy of Power and Corruption Is Being Described: the Skywalkers or Great Britain’s Royal Windsors?
- Many movies have been made about their lives - Chosen members of the family get special swords
It’s Okay CNN, My Streaming Service, Natework, Couldn’t Find an Audience Either!
My initial thought was to upload old home movies of my clarinet recitals and junior varsity soccer games.
Signs You Are Watching an “Accurate” Movie About the Middle Ages
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
A Critic Reviews New York City’s Film Performances
"Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan" provides New York City with little to do than look menacing and overly grimy.
Advice for Dealing with the Stranger (Nicolas Cage?) Living in Your Walls
Install a shower in there so he’s not hogging your family’s only bathroom while you sleep. His hair is always getting clogged in the drain.
Opening Monologues from Rod Serling’s Acclaimed Sci-Fi Series, “Midwestern Spring”
Meet amateur fitness enthusiast Mr. David McClure. An impatient and hasty individual who’s convinced himself that winter clothing is no longer a requisite for his morning jog.