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Tag: Murder
Lady Macbeth’s Hand-Washing Guide
If thou believes thy hands cleansed when 20 seconds have tarried, thou art awakening for ill news.
I Love Unwinding After a Long, Stressful Day by Watching a Documentary About a Man Who Murdered His Wife and Children
I love to kick back and escape my many problems by throwing on some real archival footage of a man who horrifically murdered his entire family.
Sherlock Homes and the Mystery of the Missing Romance
My girlfriend first noticed the absence of romance while I was in a stained dressing gown, digging wax from my ears while reminiscing about my ex.
A Correspondence Between an Enterprising Engineer and the Chicago World’s Fair Commission of 1893
I call my contraption "Four Score and Seven Thrills Ago: Honest Abe’s Adventures in American Aviation." I look forward to hearing from you!
Nextdoor Posts in Stephen King Novels
Whoever is driving around a 1958 Plymouth Fury and running people over, you are being very RUDE! It is LATE!
Yes, There Is an Active Serial Killer Living in Your Building and Yes, We Are Still Raising Your Rent
Let's not let a few small incidents of homicide overshadow the fact we recently installed washer-dryers in every single apartment.
The Maid of Honor Speech I Gave After Witnessing a Murder Before the Wedding
Earlier this afternoon I saw an unidentified man meet his life’s untimely finish line right on the same athletic track where we competed as teens.
7 Father’s Day Activities for Abraham, the Dad Who Is Hellbent on Sacrificing You
Nothing says “Don’t sacrifice me!” like breakfast in bed. An omelet and fresh coffee is the perfect way to warm Dad up to the idea of sparing you.
It’s Time to Break Some Rules and Re-Open Hogsmeade
Remember that I couldn't get my Hogsmeade form signed while a murderer was after me, and I still snuck out for my first sip of butterbeer.
Shakespeare Characters Write to the Ethicist
My question is whether, if this is fated to happen, I can nudge it along by killing my boss. --Name Withheld in Scotland
Police Officer or Chipotle Employee?
Which of the following pieces of equipment can be carried off-duty by employees and even concealed? A) Avocado Masher B) SIG Sauer P320 Pistol