Music

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This snowman wedding racket is a disgrace to the good name of clergymen everywhere.

After a decade of not giving them a dime for any of their creative output, I just don’t understand why they would call it quits.

It is imperative we observe the appropriate time to ring in the season, as that “ring” is the alarm which awakens Santa from his 11-month slumber.

To follow the opera’s story, you don’t need to be fluent in Italian, German, or hieroglyphics.

In 200 feet, check the mirror to ensure your child hasn’t escaped the car seat like a little Gen Alpha Houdini.

Though I’ve never worked in the service industry nor do I know anyone who has, I know that, like all jobs, the head honcho is the daddy.

Basically this show is the plot of Guys and Dolls but, inexplicably, there is also one random guy on stage who keeps insulting Derek Jeter.

Everybody knows that Paris and accordion music go together like baguettes and butter, cheese and wine, waiters and rudeness.

It can be hard to believe that he won’t be coming back with another flaccid diss track full of trash punchlines.

In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”

I come downstairs and kiss my wife, Taylor Swift, and ruffle the hair of my son, Taylor Swift.

Hey Google, search “affordable therapists near me,” and please read the results to the tune of “Baby Shark.”