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"You fielded eighteen promposals before February. That's a county record."

In a handshake between him and a fellow Ballers star. Dwayne would gently cradle you in his palm before pressing you into the hand of Rob Corddry.

Your mom; Dude you haven't seen since elementary school---didn’t he go to jail?; Memorial account for your deceased friend.

I will not be completely terrified every time I see a white man wearing a red hat. All my lunches will be Soylent.

“Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey: "Just a small town girl living in a lonely world/She’ll drive your Uber from here to anywhere"

Stuck to your cubicle wall with a push-pin that matches the color of “your party”: You work in middle-management but your team likes you, you think.

Talk to the hand! The Zima is chilling on ice, Matchbox Twenty is in the CD player, and Trevor’s all sexy up in here with his puka shell necklace on.

You picture it. You see the wisdom. Unlike Drake, you do not accept God's plan. "I'm too good for that," you say. "Are you fucking kiddi–" God says.

October 28: Buy easy access costume for Halloween rape --- maybe just go as a giant penis and forgo pretense?

4. To fund this web series and convince your friends that this project is worth creating, adapt the web series into a musical for the stage.

Re: Truffle Butter. Dear Ms. Maraj et. al, We have looked up what this phrase means on Urban Dictionary, and we do not like it.

10.15 am - Somone tries to get into the office but gets lost in the revolving doors.