Is “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” Really That Perfect?
Rolling Stone and Pitchfork both gave 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' a perfect score. Not a great score, not an 'almost amazing, a perfect score. Is it deserved?
Tag: Music
6 Tips to Identify and Avoid Overrated Bands
Timeless tips to avoid overrated bands, including avoiding bands with food in the title, bands that prey on childhood memories or evoke violence and more!
Clash of the Titans: Rap Moguls Collide
A cheat sheet for everything you need to know about the three titans of the rap business (aka whoring yourself out): Jay-Z, P Diddy and Birdman.
The 10 Best Songs to Commit Suicide To
Sometimes you have to kill yourself. I understand, I've been there. When the mood strikes, put on one of these sweet tracks and shove a pitchfork through your neck.
The Five Most Ridiculous Sunglasses in Hip-Hop
What was once an innocent tool to protect your eyes from UV rays has been transformed into the most grotesque fashion statement in history.
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to a Concert
The Narcotics Anonymous group and their moderator wait outside the concert for tickets to the show. Every drug has its say in the meantime.
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 3: Holly Jolly Political Incorrectness
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em> is a ploy by degenerates to get people drunk and taken advantage of. I mean, just look at the lyrics here:</p>
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 2: The Little Drummer Lie
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em> is a bullshit story. Let's look at the lyrics shall we?</p>
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 1: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about Christmas song <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer</em> is a bullshit story. Let's look at the lyrics shall we?</p>
I Will Demonstrate My Excitement at This Concert by Throwing Shit!
As the concert begins I will become much too over-stimulated for my own good. It is then that I will demonstrate my appreciation for the present moment by throwing shit. What kind of shit will I throw? All kinds of shit.
Doing Acid at a Kanye West Concert
I have no clue where I am, and I think the world is ending. Lasers are shooting at me from the stage, and Kanye West is there, dancing and singing like a 14-year-old girl.
So This is Christmas
I love that new website smell. <br /><br /> Ah, yes. Unless this is some sort of mirage or fluke, PIC 2.0 has finally launched. Barring any server failures, hurricanes, flash floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, thunderstorms, blizzards, car accidents, murders, or any other natural or unnatural disasters, it will stay up. <br />