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Good for your health either way. (This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration or Pitchfork Media.)

Icicle Lights: You're here for the theater. The holiday season is about drama. You are not obligated to follow any HOA rules.

When I hear this song, I remember how Krakenfuss kept her grocery store open on Christmas Eve. She was the richest person in town and the meanest.

The theme of the event is “Don’t Stop Believin’” and the entire three-hour ordeal will include many references to the 1981 Journey song.

"Rest In Peace Ye Merry Gentlemen" – They were merry at the rally. They were merry at Joe's Crab Shack. Now they're dead.

You pity-listened to your friend's new pandemic comedy podcast once so you'd have an answer next time he asked if you "Tuned in with Tim."

I wasn’t snooping, just monitoring your every action as per our agreement—and I noticed some trends that concerned me.

We promise you'll still be able to throw horns while enjoying all your favorite affordable tribute bands like The Pho Fighters and Avenged Onefold.

I was going to be the highlight of “WAP,” which I assumed stood for something like "warm and pleasant," as it's a perfect description of me.

I joined roommate Jonathan in his habit of peeing directly on the floor, giving it the sticky coating and glossy sheen I’m used to seeing at venues.

All of my passwords and the facial ID on my phone. My mother is sick, Jolene, and now I can’t call her. I had to use a LIBRARY to email Mom.

When my starter told me it needed a guitar for its new band, a “Wilco meets Steely Dan” vibe, I knew things were about to take a turn for the worse.