I like to put out the image of the everyday Joe, a guy you can have a beer with and watch the game. But don't let that fool you. I have a cold, empty heart. You gotta be willing to cut a person's throat and watch them bleed to death.
There's nothing better in life than cuddling up in my living room with my two cats and my Cat Fancy magazines. So you can imagine how utterly devastated I was when I walked down to my mailbox this afternoon and pulled out Dog Fancy!!
<p>Regular swings just go forwards and backwards, up and down. Over. And over. And over again! Even your grandma can do it! And you know the worst part? It’s BORING!</p><p>But what if there was a swing out there that was unpredictable, dangerous and completely unnecessary to living a happy and healthy life?!?</p><p>Get ready for SURVIVAL SWING!</p>
Boring offices give women the illusion of success. With a boring office, your female employees will get a sense of accomplishment while staying out of your sight!
Dear Mildred, Times have been difficult since I left you in the pouring rain last April. I may be on hard times, but when I close my eyes, I can still see you waving to me from the parking lot of Red Lobster.