My Apartment Is Infested with Cockroaches—Here’s Why It’s My Neighbors’ Fault
My extensive preventative measures haven't stopped them from sneaking into my bed while I’m trying to eat my cheese and crackers in peace.
Tag: New York
How to Install a New Air Conditioner Without Going to Prison for Involuntary Manslaughter
As long as one person is really big and the other person is kind of wirey, you can replace an air conditioner.
The New York Times Reviews a Production of an Elementary School Musical
His portrayal of sexual obsession and lustful yearning is so convincing, a social worker from CPS has come to watch three consecutive performances.
5 Signature Scents for NYC Homesick Candle
Attorney Up Close: The lightly sweaty smell of a middle-aged man’s neck you’re pressed against during rush hour on the train home from work.
I Don’t Care What the Critics Say, My New Memoir “Look at My Awesome Life” Is Not a Vanity Piece!
It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.
Citizen App Writing Prompts
Two Raccoons Occupying Backyard: Why does Staten Island have so many raccoons? “Occupying”…Sounds like “Occupy Wall Street.”
Are You a Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, Or an Individual Who Extends Beyond the Confines of This TV Personality Quiz?
1. Where does all your money go? a. Clothes. b. Clothes. c. Clothes. d. Clothes. e. A variety of things based on my different needs and interests.
Cuomo’s COVID-Safe Reopening Plan Expanded to All 2021 State-Recognized Holidays
May 5 – Cinco de Mayo: IVs previously containing live-saving antivirals and convalescent plasmas will be replaced with frozen margaritas.
I Know People Are Trying to Cut in the Vaccine Line, But I Really Am a Wisconsin Mink Farmer
Don't be fooled by the New York City postmark on this letter -- I'm a Wisconsin mink farmer, born and bred.
No, I Don’t Have a Crush on the Statue of Liberty, and It’s Honestly Weird That You’d Even Ask
Boys and girls can be friends. Girls and statues can be friends. Girls and statues can hold hands, if they want. Or kiss.
Why I, the City of New York, Will Not Be Appearing in the “Sex and the City” Revival
Would you watch a show about a sex columnist in Pocatello? Without me as the backdrop, it’s just white women complaining.
Hooray! Minimalist Branding Has Finally Made It to My Rural Hometown!
Whatever the establishment was, I had zero inkling. Whatever the black circle represented, I was stirred to find out.