Jabberjaw the Amusement Shark
Back in the early 80’s there was a magical place, an amusement park that was apparently located in Texas called Hanna-Barbera Land, where you could meet Jabberjaw IN PERSON.
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Carly Foulkes, The T&A-Mobile Spokeschick
I'm sure there are things in this world superior to Carly Foulkes, the new hot T-Mobile chick in pink. I can't think of any, but they probably exist.
McRibbed or Her Pleasure?
I think sex is rad, while the McRib sandwich is totally bitchin'. And on the scale of outdated 80's valley girl slang, bitchin' and rad are neck and neck.
Dear Los Angeles, Would It Be OK If I Spanked Lindsay Lohan?
No offense to you, Los Angeles, but you're not the right city in which to rehabilitate Lindsay Lohan. I've masturbated to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls before; let me handle this.
Nick Moose Goes to College… Again
With my car out of gas and my penis still bleeding, I returned to Kent State University, a lifetime college student, ready and almost even sort of willing to learn.
That Gorilla Suits Me Fine
I do indeed own my own gorilla costume. And it's gotten to the point where people EXPECT the gorilla, especially on Halloween.
Aliens My Ass, Those are Ghoulies in That Attic!
Seems that the new CGI-overloaded movie Aliens in the Attic owe a debt of gratitude to the cult classic Gremlins imitation Ghoulies.
You’ve Slummed a Long Way, Baby
Look what you’ve done, Lindsay. I’m out of the picture for a year or so and you run off and start making ABC Family original movies?!
Should Nick Moose Reproduce
What kind of a dad do you suppose he would be, should Nick Moose reproduce? Answer: A very deceased one.
Arby’s: Like a Burger in the Dark
Arby’s is lying to you. That’s right, Arby’s Roast Burgers, while quite delicious, are not burgers. They are, in fact, roast beef sandwiches.
7 Monster Nudie Date Movies That Might Get You Laid
Back in the 60’s adult films weren’t allowed to show pubes n’ peeps, but they could show boobies. When Harry Novak combined tits, ass, Frankenstein, Dracula in 1964 to make the immortal Kiss Me Quick!, the monster nudie was born.
Small Car, Big Heart, Huge Organ
It’s the 'Name Nick Moose’s Ride and then Ride Nick Moose' sweepstakes! If you are a hot girl over 18, and you come up with a name for my new car, you could win a trip to America’s favorite dinosaur park in my Toyota Yaris!