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Because at VERMO Liquid Ant Baits, we don’t sell insecticide. We sell experiences.
Tag: Nostalgia
Checking in on Other Beloved Childhood Characters 20 Years Later
Bear from "Bear in the Big Blue House" Is a Landlord: He has converted his Big Blue House into nine tiny, poorly ventilated studio apartments.
“The Bends” by Radiohead – Super Deluxe Ultimate Fancy Pants Sexy Limited Edition Box Set
Including "High and Dry (Kazoo Remix)" – 106-minute remix featuring Sting on kazoo, and Thom Yorke explaining that a bat is a mammal, not a bird.
Things The Guy Yelled Before “Mortal Kombat!”
IF I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I GREW UP IN A BIG FAMILY—I HAD 7 OTHER SIBLINGS. I’D GET NOTICED ONLY IF I YELLED REAL LOUDLY.
The 17 Midnight Rides of Kyle Revere
Last year, I met the lovely Emma outside a Concord tavern. She said she liked my tri-corner hat and asked if anything else of mine is tri-cornered.
A Letter to Mr. Six, the Dancing Six Flags Mascot from the Early 2000s, for Being a Lying, Cheating Son of a Bitch
That man that I saw on the screen—that I had grown up IDOLIZING—was actually just some hack in disguise.
Obituaries for the Tragically Dead Conversations
"A Text Message Conversation Between Max and His Best Friend from High School" – This conversation experienced many deaths.
2020 Wrapped Updates Spotify Chose Not to Share
You pity-listened to your friend's new pandemic comedy podcast once so you'd have an answer next time he asked if you "Tuned in with Tim."
Iconic Rom-Com Scene or Real Life Stalker?
After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.
Nick Carraway’s Summer in Margaritaville
All of West Tampa’s aristocrats, from Hulk Hogan to the purveyor of Oxyclean, would cavort around his twirling menagerie of slushie machines.
“New York Can Never Die!” I Say After Seeing One Show on Broadway and Rewatching Gossip Girl
I mean, it’s the concrete jungle where dreams are made of (the first time I went I was 5 and I don’t really remember it).
Maybe I Don’t Want to Be Found, by Waldo of “Where’s Waldo”
Photos of me, at my most intimate, turned into a puzzle for some simple mind’s amusement. My fashion sense became an “inside joke” for the masses.