The Bae Drinking Game
If anyone plays the song "Come Get it Bae" by Pharrell, feel free to finish a beer, finish another, and then take a shot of vodka. Now you're really cookin!!
Tag: Observations
The Importance of Laughing Matters
Laughter is no laughing matter, it's an important part of everyone's lives. Can you remember the last time you laughed? What caused you to laugh?
The Volcano That LSD Built
After a 20-hour plus binge of cocaine, MDMA, and nitrous, I took a drop of acid. And right there and then I decided that I would build an active volcano on the British Isle.
Why You Have a Hard-On for Fantasy Football
The combination of instant gratification and illusion of power is what makes Fantasy Football the cyber-Viagra that it is. You are the coach, the GM, and the cheerleader.
Goodbye Old Friend: An Open Letter to Khaki Shorts
From wedding rehearsals, to cookouts, to sporting events, you've clothed my legs creaseless and made me appear super-intelligent. But now your time is over.
I Put the Fear of God into My Dog
I don't just look at my dog with fury because that would be cliché; rather, I tend to give her a sad, betrayed look, with a hint of intense bloody vengeance.
Anatomy of Men’s Health Magazine
Well done, Bill Phillips, Men's Health editor-in-chief, you did it. You figured out the perfect combination of repetitive nonsense that keeps me coming back for more.
BuzzFeed Looks Back at the 2010’s, 20 Years from Now
BuzzFeed use the beaten-horse style of nostalgic prose so predictably and effectively, that we've already written an excerpt of what you'll see in 2034.
The 18-Year-Old Virgin
It's not that I DON'T want to have sex, and it's not that I DO want to have sex, it's that I simply don't give a fuck about getting fucked. And yet I feel like I should.
How Sexist are You? The Misogyny Test
If you're a modern man, chances are you hate women. Don't be afraid, it's natural. After all, they use their vaginas to gain an advantage in life and you can't do that.
Buzzfeed Taught Me Everything I Need to Know About Myself
Before Buzzfeed, we had no idea which Destiny's Child character we were, or which European city we should live in. Now we've entered an era of absolute self-discovery.
Stop Butchering the English Language
That we can discover new ways to express ourselves and communicate is something that should never be underestimated, but should also be respected.