The $25,000 Period
Once a month, your upbeat relationship transforms into vitriol and tyranny. For a man, this is a sweltering round on the hot seat like none other if you're her "lucky man."
Tag: Observations
Women are from Relationships, Men are from Sex
Relationships, the differences between a man and a woman, the yin and the yang, the alpha and the... lesser alpha. The glue that binds and the absolute mental catastrophe that entails.
Smoking Doobies with My Doggy
I've finally made a decision: the first drug I'm going to try is weed, and my first partner in crime is going to be my dog, because the conversation is going to be amazing.
Your Facebook Birthday Wishes Explained By Time Posted
It can often be difficult to figure out the true meaning behind people posting "happy birthday" on your wall. But by looking at the times of each post, you can dissect the situation.
All Your Derpface are Belong to Memebase
After braving the parallel universe that is Memebase, ignoring any terrible visions of the apocalypse, I came to a conclusion: the English language as we know it will pretty much cease to exist.
Time for Another Horrible Haircut at Sport Clips
It may never be a good haircut but at least it's cheap and involves hair getting cut. That is, if you can make it through all the trials and tribulations of the waiting room.
I’m the Girlfriend I Never Thought I’d Be
My best friend and I used to laugh at people in relationships. Now I've done things so girlfriendy and embarrassing that it makes me cringe.
The Kardashian Rise to the Bottom
As I sit on my couch watching an Armenian family dressed in cheetah print argue, I think to myself, "What does it take to keep up with the Kardashians?"
The All-American Road Trip
Your spidey-sense is a tingling, and that means adventure. Coincidentally, the tingling sensation is greatest where the black widow bit you five minutes ago.
Modern Day Robot Asskickery
Robots will soon be able to make mincemeat out of you. Think the Terminator was badass? That pussy couldn't even time travel and terminate his own illegitimate child.
The Shallow Decline of Today’s Woman
These days women feel justified in being dishonest and manipulative for the sake of squeezing the most out of the men fawning over them.
Picking Up Girls: The Tricks of the Cliques
When I first stepped foot onto my college campus I had one goal in mind: to bang every single chick I could. So I took a lot of notes on the methods of other guys.