Why Isn’t There Mexican Food Delivery?
If you think about it, Mexican delivery makes the most sense: you're already in loose-fitting clothing and you're already near your favorite bathroom.
Tag: Observations
Dude vs. Bro: Who Wins?
Men are confronted with an inordinate amount of peers during their lives. At each stop, we ultimately have to ask ourselves, "Who are my Dudes?" and "Who are my Bros?"
On the Mass Appeal of Nipples, Match.com, and Prostate Exams
Society subscribes to a weird set of rules, and how we interpret them is even weirder. For example, why is the nipple what censorship uses as the limit for upper-torso nudity?
Even More Not-History on The History Channel
Are you watching The History Channel right now? Something tells me you've been whisked away to the tragic world of driving a truck in Alaska, or following rednecks trying to catch alligators.
From Black Friday to Red Monday
The mall and popular stores like Walmart aren't always bad, but whenever Black Friday rolls around, they somehow transform into a scene from Braveheart.
Why Jerry Sandusky is Definitely Going to Jail
There is one man who has made it so that Jerry Sandusky is all but guaranteed to go to jail. That man is Michael Jackson. Sorry, Sandusky, you're just not famous and loved enough to get away with it.
11 Dick Moves, From the Man Manual
If anyone found out these unspeakable acts were premeditated, the tolerance for them would be worn thinner than the nearly tangible membrane between good and evil.
Chubby and Bubbly in America
As the literal "fat cats" of the world, Americans consume more calories per person than any other nation in the world. And it's time we accept this love affair with shitty food.
Finally, Some Reasons to Vote This Tuesday!
General elections are coming up throughout the country on Tuesday, November 8th, 2011. Even if you've decided not to help either party's flawed cause, here are five justifications for voting anyway.
The Hunt for Unsecured Wireless
There have been times when I was looking at an apartment when I stopped, took out my laptop, and checked for a free wireless network. It has become as important as the garbage disposal, or heating.
Fuck You, Old Spice
Old Spice cut the size of its now Pro+Strength deodorant stick in HALF, while simultaneously raising the price by almost three times the amount. Fuck me in the sweat pit!!
What Your Toilet Paper Ply Says About You
What do you use, one ply, two ply or three ply? Do you live on the edge, hedge your bets, or insulate yourself from all the shittiness of the world?