Half Cuban, 100% White
I'm a halfie: my mother is Cuban and my father is American. I'm not brown, I'm not white… I'm fucking khaki. And it sucks. Here's why.
Tag: Observations
Dear _____, I am Nothing Without You
Everyone relies on someone, somehow, some way, at some point. I contacted several of these nouns for a brief thank you note to their better half.
The Hangover Cycle
It's a bright Saturday morning and you wake up to find that you're feeling a little bit off. Does your mouth feel like a mix between sandpaper and sawdust? Yeah? You, my friend, are hungover.
Stop Posting About Your Kids on Facebook
I don't have any children that I know of, and I obviously don't understand the fraternity of parenthood, but come on, nobody wants to hear about your kids on Facebook.
Interviewing the Head Southerner in Charge Around Here
As the site's longest running columnist, I took it upon myself to interview Fearless Editor Court 'That Bitch Better Not Be Ovulating' Sullivan and give you a glimpse into the man behind the magic behind the screen.
Realistic Advice for Aspiring Young Flight Attendants
You've passed all your exams and drills with perfect scores, and you're in case of emergency. But these are the REAL people skills you'll need to be a flight attendant.
The Universal Power of Chicken
In the beginning, God (ahem, Ra) created the chicken (yes, before the egg). He fried it, grilled it, and everything else you can do with this delicious creature. Now we must harness the power of chicken.
Partying with Irritable Bowel Syndrome
You know that one guy who refuses to dance? Even to the Macarena? He's not scared or bad at dancing. He can dance up a storm, but if he does he'll shit his pants.
Four Professors We Love to Hate
Beware my friends, for horrible professors are out there and more than ready to piss you off. Here are a few common types you may unluckily stumble upon.
Handholder’s Anonymous
If you're in the exclusive club of 'college students for monogamous sex,' chances are your hand is glommed onto your babe right now. But shouldn't it be down your pants?
What Points in Case Means to Me
My name is Michael and although I have only been part of the PIC community for 1/20th of its existence, I already feel like part of the family.
PIC Live Chat Highlights
On 12-19-10 at 9pm, we replaced the front page with a Facebook live chat open to readers/writers. The following are some comedic highlights plucked from just over 3 hours of action.