Abstinence ’til Marriage: Christians are Fucked
Now that we have birth control, the whole 'saving yourself til marriage' thing is completely out of touch. Sorry, Christians, we're having all kinds of sex.
Now that we have birth control, the whole 'saving yourself til marriage' thing is completely out of touch. Sorry, Christians, we're having all kinds of sex.
From the moment he screamed, 'Hey redhead! What's yo name, redhead?!' I knew it was fate. So here you are, asshole, all the reasons you're not attractive.
On Halloween, the shame of the walk becomes exponentially more soul crushing for girls. It's like a whore parade down main street.
The wingman's sworn duty and sole purpose is to get his buddy laid that night. It is the retched and thankless job, but one that must be done.
Dear Evolution, we've been through a lot together, from slime to monkeys to Canadians to humans, but I have a few gripes to settle with you.
When I first met you, you seemed like a normal guy. After 3 weeks, I now know that you may very well be the annoying child of Satan.
Justin Timberlake has just been cast in The Social Network, a look at the invention and rise of Facebook. Have they jumped the gun with this movie?
Yes, you, who hates the world's ignorance. You, who likes to judge the rest of the world for conforming. Get over yourself.
With confirmation that I would be the first pioneer of this new line in fetishism, I now needed to actually find a willing female participant to let me pee in her butt.
I'm pretty sure the death of my pink rabbit vibrator was less a result of faulty workmanship and more that of user abuse, or overuse.
<p>A few days ago I saw a sign advertising a 49-cent breakfast biscuit special at a local fast food slop hole, a deal which for a lot of us is too good to pass up. At face value, it seemed like a pretty good deal. That is until you start adding up what it really was going to cost you. </p>
When I was a kid, the mall was a great place, filled with wonder and the possibility of blowjobs. What exists now is a crippled version of it's old glory.