Everybody Knows One: The Mooch, The Stoner and The Competitive Friend
Everyone has the same group of friends, and like it or not you’ll know these people for years to come. This series aims to explore
Tag: Observations
The Automotive Woman Theory
A girl who likes sports is like buying a fully loaded car. But if you're buying a Geo Metro, it's still a Geo Metro and you're still pretty freakin' lame.
Abstinence ’til Marriage: Christians are Fucked
Now that we have birth control, the whole 'saving yourself til marriage' thing is completely out of touch. Sorry, Christians, we're having all kinds of sex.
15 Reasons Why You’re Not Attractive
From the moment he screamed, 'Hey redhead! What's yo name, redhead?!' I knew it was fate. So here you are, asshole, all the reasons you're not attractive.
The November 1st Walk of Shame
On Halloween, the shame of the walk becomes exponentially more soul crushing for girls. It's like a whore parade down main street.
Wingman: The Most Important Man in Your Life
The wingman's sworn duty and sole purpose is to get his buddy laid that night. It is the retched and thankless job, but one that must be done.
Dear Evolution, I Have Some Important Questions
Dear Evolution, we've been through a lot together, from slime to monkeys to Canadians to humans, but I have a few gripes to settle with you.
An Open Letter to the Guy at Work Who Thinks We’re Friends
When I first met you, you seemed like a normal guy. After 3 weeks, I now know that you may very well be the annoying child of Satan.
The Facebook Movie: Too Soon?
Justin Timberlake has just been cast in The Social Network, a look at the invention and rise of Facebook. Have they jumped the gun with this movie?
Hate Mail to YOU
Yes, you, who hates the world's ignorance. You, who likes to judge the rest of the world for conforming. Get over yourself.
Those Four Special Words: Piss Up Your Ass
With confirmation that I would be the first pioneer of this new line in fetishism, I now needed to actually find a willing female participant to let me pee in her butt.
I Killed a Rabbit*
I'm pretty sure the death of my pink rabbit vibrator was less a result of faulty workmanship and more that of user abuse, or overuse.