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The year 2005 isn't everything we had hoped for, but with a few tweaks (more steroid use and Iraq war coverage, etc.) it might be a little better.

Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.

A free form poetry apology to that 'special' girl you barely knew, but had to break it off with. Parting is such sarcastic sorrow.

Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day...start to finish, completely uncensored.

Another day in the life of man versus his own brain. Sometimes it's a ball-busting struggle.

Twelve rules for avoiding primetime pilot disaster, in spite of FOX's enthusiasm for your 1970's identical twin mixup drama starring Pepsi.

When the harshness of winter finally convinces your college to close down, how will you spend the day? Whatever you do, please add alcohol.

A day in the life of woman versus her own brain. Sure, females come off all complicated, but deep down, it's the same instinctive thought process.

A fresh, investigative look at the importance of pursuing school spirit. And the inherent difficulties in achieving it.

Maximizing your fun-to-danger ratio requires a bit of careful planning. Just remember: there's always safety in numbers of the opposite sex.

Please don't ignore the wisdom of an experienced janitor. Because when it comes to brothels, they know exactly which type of ecstasy to avoid.

When your roommate's doin' the nasty with some ugly, and you're sober enough to hear it, it's time to evacuate. Know your emergency exit routes.