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There's nothing more intense than an age-old rivalry like Michigan/Ohio State football. Just try to avoid the cops in riot gear.

What is the world outside the college bubble really like? Let's just say the 'realness' sets in hard after a week of corporate paperclip-counting.

If you thought it was hard to find the right words to say DURING a relationship, try ENDING one on your terms. Not so easy my friend.

Shaving your pubic hair is just wrong! It's unnatural, weird, and quite emasculating. Wait, did somebody say deep throat? *Buzzzzzzz*

His only job is to please college girls. Specifically all the ones on your dorm floor. But does he really deserve the tainted rep?

MP3 management, liquor mixology, gender ratios? Hey, throwing a good party isn't easy. Now there's a course of study to make you a pro.

At the rate the world is generating spin, we will soon travel in time to that perfect future in which nobody is not telling untruths.

Online poker is better than sex. Whether you're on top, coming from behind, or all-in, you're in for the ride of your life.

When you wake up feeling like there's a wolverine in your stomach, it turns out an enema is your only friend. Beware the oil spill.

The pot is bubbling with excitement over what sexual cards celebs are hiding up their sleeves. Lance Bass says he's all-in, what a Joker!

All those times you thought you were having fun, you were lying to yourself. Because, as this theory proves, fun is impossible to have.

Making money? Totally overrated. If you're looking for cheap summer alternatives, try boredom, eating napkins, and drinking your own piss!