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What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.

You weaseled your way up to pop culture icon status for little more than your roundhouse kick, but now we've found your replacements Chuck.

Nature's punishment for good times and over-consumption of alcohol is still one of the most unavoidable bodily consequences known to man.

For guys and girls, living with roommates of the same gender is a totally different experience. One is fought with fists, the other with slander.

It's a unique, homegrown attachment like no other: the local college convenient store that bucks every sound business trend known to man.

The party scene is bumping, do you tap the keg... or that ass? If you're not happy with your outcome, make like a relationship and cheat.

Jobless summers can be poor, beerless summers. Here's a list of some of your more 'unconventional' money-making options.

If you need more reasoning in your arguments for drinking, it's time you went to law school, where brains and brews meet a la Good Will Hunting.

The Dean of Students would like you to know that you've wasted your time completing utterly useless majors. Sorry, and good luck in life.

A simple guide to increasing your online vitality by sprucing up your away messages. You AIM lover, you.

Every day is a new adventure in the life of a telephone operator for the university's main phone line. From crazy parents to coddled students.

Imagine getting paid six figures for doing one intense leg motion a few times a week. Your one job is to kick. You are an NFL punter.