PIC Writers: Our Ideal Summers
Summer is like Heaven: everyone's got a different idea of what it will be like. Let the PIC staff entrance you with visions of paradise.
Tag: Observations
Hip to Be Square
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
The Holiday Blitz Package
Surviving the rush of finals and gift-shopping can be a physically and emotionally draining experience. Here's how to defend yourself.
Hot for Teacher
The Hot Professor is both God's gift and curse to college students. Good luck making anything higher than a full C in that class.
Meet the Hot New Neighbors in Five Steps
Hooking up with hot women is not that hard. First, live next to them, then wait around for a stroke of luck...or the roofies to kick in.
Survey: Am I Hot or Not?
So you're not quite sure how you stack up against regular ugly people? Then take to the streets and ask everyone from your ex to your priest.
Good Sign, Bad Sign: Decoding the Signals of Romance
Romance is a whirlwind affair, but it's hard to get blown away if you can't even interpret the signals of love or hate. It's classic red light, green light.
Blowing Out Your Greek Stereotypes
Forget what you may have heard... in the middle of the night while trying to sleep. Our fraternity is an up(keg)standing member of the community.
How and When to Hate Fuck Someone Properly
Easily one of the most intense uses of the F word, hate fucking is actually a delicate form of heated sex based on proper skill and timing.
Frat Party: The Text Adventure
Make your way through a typical frat party Choose Your Own Adventure style in pursuit of girls. Hint: 'HIT GRAVBONG' may be your downfall.
Freshman Forgiveness
Grades and attendance can't compete with the newfound freedoms of freshman year. Don't worry, we all understand.
Wooing the Camera: A Closer Look at Gameday Rituals
You're a sports fan and you need attention in the form of television coverage. But seriously, you look like an idiot in the stands.