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His only job is to please college girls. Specifically all the ones on your dorm floor. But does he really deserve the tainted rep?

MP3 management, liquor mixology, gender ratios? Hey, throwing a good party isn't easy. Now there's a course of study to make you a pro.

At the rate the world is generating spin, we will soon travel in time to that perfect future in which nobody is not telling untruths.

Online poker is better than sex. Whether you're on top, coming from behind, or all-in, you're in for the ride of your life.

When you wake up feeling like there's a wolverine in your stomach, it turns out an enema is your only friend. Beware the oil spill.

The pot is bubbling with excitement over what sexual cards celebs are hiding up their sleeves. Lance Bass says he's all-in, what a Joker!

All those times you thought you were having fun, you were lying to yourself. Because, as this theory proves, fun is impossible to have.

Making money? Totally overrated. If you're looking for cheap summer alternatives, try boredom, eating napkins, and drinking your own piss!

What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.

You weaseled your way up to pop culture icon status for little more than your roundhouse kick, but now we've found your replacements Chuck.

Nature's punishment for good times and over-consumption of alcohol is still one of the most unavoidable bodily consequences known to man.

For guys and girls, living with roommates of the same gender is a totally different experience. One is fought with fists, the other with slander.