Survey: Am I Hot or Not?
So you're not quite sure how you stack up against regular ugly people? Then take to the streets and ask everyone from your ex to your priest.
Tag: Observations
Good Sign, Bad Sign: Decoding the Signals of Romance
Romance is a whirlwind affair, but it's hard to get blown away if you can't even interpret the signals of love or hate. It's classic red light, green light.
Blowing Out Your Greek Stereotypes
Forget what you may have heard... in the middle of the night while trying to sleep. Our fraternity is an up(keg)standing member of the community.
How and When to Hate Fuck Someone Properly
Easily one of the most intense uses of the F word, hate fucking is actually a delicate form of heated sex based on proper skill and timing.
Frat Party: The Text Adventure
Make your way through a typical frat party Choose Your Own Adventure style in pursuit of girls. Hint: 'HIT GRAVBONG' may be your downfall.
Freshman Forgiveness
Grades and attendance can't compete with the newfound freedoms of freshman year. Don't worry, we all understand.
Wooing the Camera: A Closer Look at Gameday Rituals
You're a sports fan and you need attention in the form of television coverage. But seriously, you look like an idiot in the stands.
Flying the Coop
Sooner or later you'll be moving out and living on your own. Not the dorms, not your parent's house...ON YOUR OWN. Scary thought?
A Day in the Life of a Frat Guy
Make fun of Greeks all you want, but until you've stumbled a drunken mile in their loafers, you're missing out, dude.
I Voted in Florida—Sorry About Us
Let me apologize to the rest of the country. If what I experienced is any indication of the way voting is working in this state, then well, we've screwed you again. It's not our fault though.
It’s the End of the Year as We Know It (I Feel Fine)
Summer's right around the corner, but the last semester home stretch isn't without its trials and tribulations. Like finals, and quarter beer nights.
The Future of Equally Horny Women
Historically, men have always been the hornier of the two sexes. But what would happen if women suddenly juiced up their hormones?