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When girls in tunics and capelettes are hooking up with guys in pink popped-collar polos and rainbow attire, it's time to call the fashion police.

Somewhere Cupid is sipping chai lattes laughing at the ridiculous conundrums lovers face on Valentine's Day. Especially 'The Notebook.'

Dealing with cops wouldn't be so hard if you weren't actually guilty of a crime. That's why there are guides like this for drunken negotiation.

Some things never change, including the hot girl and beer poster covered filthy off-campus apartment most guys call home.

College kids are ruthless, lazy, and resourceful. Watch out adults of America, they might be coming after you.

Look! Up at the big screen! It's a comedy, it's a drama, it's a tragedy...no wait, it's a comdragedy aimed at every single demographic possible!

When your ex-girlfriend turns the revenge meter up to 'crazy,' the politely constructed blackmail letter may be your only chance at a truce.

Dear Jessica, I fear I cannot hold my tongue any longer... and neither can Todd. He's hooking up with everyone behind your back.

Before you drag yourself to class, take a shower, turn off your cell phone, and remember never to raise your hand. It's just common courtesy.

At some point every guy must come to the realization that his room is better fit for a herd of pigs. Even if he does nothing with this information.

Why try in vain to undermine campus administration and professors when you can successfully take on RA's, TA's and stereotypes?

The 2004 Miss America Pageant may be shorter, skimpier, and less talent-based (thank God), but that won't stop it from sucking even worse.