The Future of Equally Horny Women
Historically, men have always been the hornier of the two sexes. But what would happen if women suddenly juiced up their hormones?
Tag: Observations
An Existential Crisis of Collegiate Proportions
The bland town of Columbus, Ohio may serve a higher purpose after all.
Farewell, All of My Away Messages
We gather here today to remember an old friend who was there for us even when we were 'rubbing myself all over and getting wet.' Farewell, my dearly departed away messages.
You Don’t Want to Date Me
Women beware, I have no time for a relationship or feelings other than the throes of orgasm. Sorry, but you're not cutting the mustard.
The Dorm Room Doldrums
You thought going to a party school would elevate your social status. Turns out it only made you geekier by comparison.
You Down With O.P.P.? Yeah You Know Me!
A last name is forever. Unfortunately, if your last name involves any reference to pop culture, so are the repetitive, annoying jokes.
Crimes of Fashion: Guilty as Charged
If you're an amateur dresser, chances are the fashion elitists, also known as your friends, are breathing down your shirt.
Crimes of Fashion: Guilty as Charged, Part 2
When girls in tunics and capelettes are hooking up with guys in pink popped-collar polos and rainbow attire, it's time to call the fashion police.
Cupid’s Revenge
Somewhere Cupid is sipping chai lattes laughing at the ridiculous conundrums lovers face on Valentine's Day. Especially 'The Notebook.'
I Law the Fought and the Won Law
Dealing with cops wouldn't be so hard if you weren't actually guilty of a crime. That's why there are guides like this for drunken negotiation.
The Time-Honored College Apartment
Some things never change, including the hot girl and beer poster covered filthy off-campus apartment most guys call home.
College Students are the Smartest People on Earth
College kids are ruthless, lazy, and resourceful. Watch out adults of America, they might be coming after you.