Celebratin’ Lots Mo’ Drama in My Life
There is a sort of twisted beauty about the way girls can create so much drama. Here's your chance to get involved at a safe distance.
Tag: Observations
“Staff Infections: Outdated and Out of Style” and Other Brilliant Term Paper Topics
Can't think of a topic for your next paper? Feast your eyes on this cornucopia of ideas
Salutation as Disease: The “Campus Hello” Factor
We're all guilty of spreading this salutational disease to 'friends' we barely know. Dread the multi-meetings.'
One More 9/11 Down
One more anniversary down, ten gazillion more 9/11 TV shows and memorabilia to go. Soak it up, firefighters across America.
My Alcoholic Handicap
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
American Idol 2004: Place Your Bets!
When a television show explodes in popularity to the level of 'phenomenon' there's only one way to handle it: commence gambling.
Anatomy of a Drinking Game
The heart of a drinking game is it's ability to get everyone drunk while maintaining a decent level of entertainment. Learn the key components.
Academic Advising: From AA to Z
Most academic advisors are some combination of worthless, clueless, and incompetent. If you're lucky, your AA will be completely anonymous.
Your Favorite Music Blows
Hey, do you have a favorite type of music? Awesome, here's why it sucks. Oh, it's indie? Please kill yourself before we have to.
Your Mom: Practice Makes Perfect
Making fun of your mom is still one of the best jokes in the book. But to open her up time after time with success takes planning and skill.
The YouTube Critic
My colleagues suggested I keep my topic selection at a level you can understand, and so I will debase myself by writing about people punching people in the face on YouTube.
Women are Like Shoes…
Women need a new pair of shoes for every social occasion, and men need a different woman for every sexual occasion. Not so far off, right?