Women: De-Classyfied
All those dirty little secrets, tucked away in the bowels of one man, revealed here for everyone to read. Don't look so nervous, girls.
Tag: Observations
You Are Not an Internet Badass
The internet has empowered an entire group of people who should never have been empowered. And when real life hits, they better take cover.
When I Was Your Age
If your childhood is any indication of the type of childhood your offspring will endure (and it is), please consider abortion. It's a lot less painful.
Where’s the Ice Cream Man?
The modern day summer isn't all MTV-sponsored fun and games anymore, it's a scramble for even the lowliest of summer jobs.
Why I’m an English Major
English majors are well aware their degree will probably lead to a life of poverty. But for some reason, they can't help following their fate.
This is Why I’m Single
You wanna know the real reasons I don't have a girlfriend? Because girls can't let anything go, including arguments and the phone.
UTV: The Worldwide Leader in Drunk
University Television brings you all the programming the other networks won't air. Like the Drinking Olympics, and bands that don't suck.
What He Says, What He Really Means
Don't know what your guy friends are talking about? Certain things they say don't make sense? Use this translation dictionary to get inside their heads.
What the Devil is Everyone’s Problem?
It's not easy having a son who's the anti-Christ, but how can you not love your son? Grow up people, he's a CHILD for God's sake!
What Would Randy Spellner Do?
Everybody has that friend in college who is legendary. That central character in every good story who helps you avoid future bad decisions.
You Must Be This Smart to Ride: Theme Park Rules for Educated Riders
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
The Things I’d Do for Money
You might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your pain and suffering?